★ Est. 1887 · Bavarian Motorsport Division · Prost! ★

TURBO MEAT

Fritz, der Turbo-Dackel

Ja ja ja JA!
Das ist mein Bein now!
*SHAKE* HUMP HUMP
★ 0 TO WIENER IN 2.3 SEC ★ POWERED BY SAUERKRAUT ★ NO LEG IS SAFE ★ DAS BOOT, DAS BEIN ★ 0 TO WIENER IN 2.3 SEC ★ POWERED BY SAUERKRAUT ★ NO LEG IS SAFE ★ DAS BOOT, DAS BEIN ★ 

Die StatistikFritz's Stats

TOO LONGLength (officially)
212 km/hTop speed, tailwind assisted
1,047Legs claimed
0Shame

Die OpferTestimonials From The Legs

I was just standing in line for a pretzel. Then: the turbo.— Left Leg, Munich
He made eye contact the entire time. Five stars, would not repeat.— Right Shin, Oktoberfest Tent 4
My trousers smell like bratwurst and jet fuel now.— A Calf, Anonymous